Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Pussy, Personality AND My Purse!



"Wouldn't Have a man that didn't bring anything to the table but an appetite."
                         ---Anonymous

I was talking to my Neo and we were laughing about "paying" and I was like, huh?

Now maybe this is why I dont have a man, but if this is the deal I dont want this type of a man, you can keep 'em!  So its chic to go out with a man to eat and pull your purse out?  Nah, there is a standards issue there.

We forget our value and as my prophyte used to say to us, even though we were supposed to be scoping, "All Eyes on the Prize!"  If a man does not value you as a prize, your going to have to keep it moving, its not worth the drama that you are going to have in the long run!  Just imagine planning a vacation with "Mr. Halfsies."  Its like you are trying to impress him and when men have this idea that they are just as much a prize as women, well hell, I can tell that you wont like me-because that is not how I see things.

Mind you I love to cook, bake, will take care of you like nobodies business, but I am traditional and I cannot deal with the thought that I have to bring Pussy, Personality AND my mutha fukkin' PURSE to the table.  We cant go half on the pussy...and it kinda looks like you already went half on the dick.

Babe, keep that dick, there is one that values me right behind YOU, please tap him for me and go get back on your Mommies Tit.

Ladies if he isnt going to be a Man, why would you date him??!!...Just to say that you have a sack of pants that pisses all over your floor in the morning time...trust I can go out with my best friend and split the bill and I wont be faking an orgasm either!

xoxo,
Sharelle

1 comment:

  1. Love it. Sums up exactly how I feel about dating. Men think cuz they fed you they can fuck u..no sir, not me. I can feed myself. I ale wats between my legs ad if you can't wait around toasted the rainbow, you can skip down the yellow brick road with the rest of the cowardly lions. He who finds a wife, finds a good thing. Not a woman go finds a man..they have the game all twisted! I'm on the road to celibacy myself cuz I let a 10yr off and on (mostly off) relationship go and refuse to just hop in bed with a man I have no emotional attachment to.

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